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Selena Gomez Wants New Boobs

A new report claims Selena Gomez is considering a boob job because her self-confidence has sunk to an all time low. A “source” tells Hollywood Life that Selena’s extreme lack of confidence stems from the fear of losing Justin Bieber again. That’s just sad.

“She feels like she needs to be the hottest girl in the world to keep his attention. She’s studied every girl that he hooked up with while they were broken up, at least the ones she knows about, and compared herself to them down to every last detail.”

The only good I see coming out of this is a threesome and a sex tape. Hopefully that happens before Selena Frankensteins herself into some weird human hybrid.

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Mark Dreher
9 years ago

Don’t
Don’t
Don’t

Do that.

Please

My God, don’t do that.

An “A” cup, is beautiful.

She, will never sag.

Never, degrade.

And, there are MANY men, who “just prefer that”.

Go, with what, you got.

A petite gal

A size 1.

Is a blessing.

All, on it’s own.

Don’t, mess it up.

Own it.