From Ridley Scott comes Exodus: Gods and Kings starring Christian Bale as Moses and Joel Edgerton as Rhamses. It’s a modern re-telling of that Bible story you’ve heard so much about. But now with sword fights, gladiator style matches and filled with more fire and brimstone than the group of protestors outside your local abortion clinic. God himself just watched this trailer and was like, “Whoa, dude. Epic.”
Problem is it never happened that way at all, cattle were used to pour the mix of paste, and grass stalks to build the Pyramids #cheeper And when Mount Vesuvius erupted it devastated the Ancient Roman Empire, and Ancient Egypt. The Torah is a comic book, where the Author, Moses gets to pretends to be a hero. The eruption of Mount Vesuvius was the dawn of the Dark Ages, and the Romans chose a new god killed Gods son cause they were pissed at Zeus.