Selena Gomez Is ‘Behaving Badly’

Honestly, I never got the allure of Selena Gomez. Sure, she’s cute, but she’s cute in the way a baby is cute. You want to spoon feed her baby formula, not have sex with her in the most humiliating way possible.

Anyway, here’s the trailer for Behaving Badly, the new movie she stars in. It’s about a kid with the personality of a cardboard box who’s in love with Selena Gomez and tries to win her over by banging Elisabeth Shue. It’s a really weird plan but it seems to work.