Despite losing 2-1 to Belgium yesterday, US goalie Tim Howard came out a hero as his 16 saves were the most ever by a goalkeeper during the World Cup. With his newfound fame as America’s new hero, the internet rushed to find out everything they could about him. Does he poop red, white and blue? What was his senior yearbook quote?
I can’t help you with the first question, but I got the answer for the second question. Someone unearthed his yearbook photo complete with this very fitting senior quote, “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”
Of course, this is the title of Public Enemy’s second studio album so he was probably just a big fan of them. In any case, his Most Likely was probably Most Likely to be a Fucking Boss.
Tim Howard’s 16 saves below.