Brian Austin Green Isn’t Getting Any From Megan Fox

Megan Fox revealed she and Brian Austin Green don’t get it on anymore. Because of the baby. Always because of the baby. God damn babies.

 “Brian doesn’t get any intimacy whatsoever,” she told Entertainment Tonight. Fox isn’t kidding, either. During an appearance on The View Tuesday, she said, “My [2-year-old son Noah] sleeps in bed with us, so there’s really no way.”

I bet BAG looks at that baby every night and hovers his hand just a little above the kid’s nose and mouth as he contemplates his now sexless life before falling back to sleep with a deep sigh.