Christina Aguilera Wants to Pose for Playboy

In a case of too little too late, Christina Aguilera wants to pose for Playboy. While she did sort of pose nude-ish (NSFW photo here) for V Magazine, I’m guessing her Playboy spread won’t be when she’s all pregnant and fat.

Says an insider, “She wants to do Playboy. This is something she wanted to do even before she got pregnant.” Of course. Everyone wants to know if they still got it. That’s why I paste pictures of myself shirtless and flexing over all the Cosmos and Good Housekeepings at the grocery store.

They went on, “It won’t be too hard. Throughout her pregnancy she was reading all about how not to gain weight. She even hired a nutritionist.” Oh, she’s reading books about how not to get fat. Well, then there’s absolutely nothing to worry about.