Kim Kardashian Releasing a Book of Selfies

Because attempting to read an actual book written by Kim Kardashian would be the equivalent of waterboarding, Kim has decided to release a book of 352 selfies instead. Going with her strengths, Kim has repackaged a bunch of selfies she’s posted on social media for free and squished them together for $19.95.

Available April 7, 2015, the book, appropriately titled Selfish, will no doubt help the selfie-impaired level up their selfie game. It’ll also be a fantastic way of weeding out the idiots who pay for a book of free pictures. We will tag them and we will study them.