Olivia Wilde Breastfeeds Her Son

After Olivia Wilde popped out her baby, she’s all motherly now and that means doing motherly things. Here she is breastfeeding her son Oits on the cover of Glamour magazine’s September issue.

“Being shot with Otis is so perfect because any portrait of me right now isn’t complete without my identity as a mother being a part of that,” Wilde said. “Breastfeeding is the most natural thing. I don’t know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast.”

This would be so hot if it weren’t for the fact she was talking about her 4-month-old son. Ugh, way to kill the fantasy. And what is that kid going to do to her breast? I have no idea how the human body works but he better not be stretching that thing out.

“It felt like we were capturing that multifaceted woman we’ve been discussing — that we know we can be,” the actress continued. “You can be someone who is at once maternal and professional and sexy and self-possessed. [But] I mean, I certainly don’t really look like that when I’m [typically] breastfeeding. And there’s usually a diaper involved.”

No, no, no. You’re ruining it all, Olivia Wilde. *Cries* “It’s still real to me!”