In an effort to convince people to start using sunscreen, passerbys were shown what they look like under ultraviolet light, ie, how the sun sees them. It wasn’t pretty. In fact, it was downright scary. 90% of their faces were basically cancer cells biding their time until they were ready to mutate and turn on their bodies. I’ve already ordered 50 gallons of SPF 80 sunscreen to bathe in every day.