Justin Bieber Confirms He’s Dating Selena Gomez in a Deposition

To the two of you that care, in his latest deposition, Justin Bieber admitted that he and Selena Gomez are dating again.

A source tells E! News the rest of Bieber’s latest deposition was pretty “uneventful,” but that he was very well-behaved.

There’s nothing left to say. You brought this on yourself, little missy. Don’t come crawling back when he dumps you for some model he wants to bang. I won’t be here to comfort you. Unless you want to have sex. In which case, I’ll comfort you for the best 10 seconds of your life.