Rosie Perez’s Nails-on-Chalkboard Voice Added to ‘The View’

Rosie Perez and Nicole Wallace will be the newbies at The View coffee table, replacing Jenny McCarthy, who left to devote more time to doing creepy ads for electronic cigarettes and killing kids by convincing idiot parents not to get vaccinations, and Sherri Shepherd.

Perez is known for her roles in Do the Right Thing and White Men Can’t Jump and for having the most annoying voice of anyone alive today. Nicole Wallace, a former communications chief for George W. Bush, will be the token conservative and appears to be less dumb than The View’s former token conservative, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Whoopi Goldberg and the unpleasant Rosie O’Donnell round out the panel. Add the confusion of having two Rosies among the women all talking over each other, and it’s clear that The View will continue its tradition of being a cluster-f**k with pretty coffee mugs.