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Renee Zellweger on That Person Pretending to be Her

Photos came out yesterday of Renee Zellweger not looking like her usual self. Everyone assumed the lizard people had taken her hostage and made a poor imitation of her skin to wear. You’ll be surprised to learn that is not the case.

I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows. …

People don’t know me in my 40s. People don’t know me [as] healthy for a while. Perhaps I look different. Who doesn’t as they get older?! Ha. But I am different. I’m happy.

Did she just nervously laugh in her statement? Anyway, she attributes her new look to leading a healthier lifestyle.

My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took on a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.

I did work that allows for being still, making a home, loving someone, learning new things, growing as a creative person and finally growing into myself.

I think people are creeped out by how unnaturally smooth her skin is for 45. It could be a lot of makeup or it could be a system of pulleys stretching her skin across her face.

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tdinovi
tdinovi
9 years ago

Great header, “Blemish.”
The real Renée is on the
cutting room floor …
Seems Ms. Zellweger didn’t love Renée
nearly as much as her fans did.