It was just another day in the waters of Porto San Giorgio. Just two Italians going at it in the ocean. No big deal, really. Until science said “f**k you” and created a vacuum seal between her vagina and his penis so tight that they needed to wheelbarrow themselves to a hospital.
The couple had to flag down a random passerby who gave them a towel. Much head shaking was probably done. At the hospital, the woman was injected with a drug usually meant to dilate a pregnant woman’s uterus. A few moments later, the man’s penis was released