Amanda Bynes’ Parents Quit, Moving to Texas

Lynn and Rick Bynes are dunzo. They’re tired of the circus that is their daughter, Amanda’s, life. Like a blackjack dealer, they’re clapping their hands and calling it a night.

According to TMZ, they’re handing over their conservatorship over Amanda to a trained professional. Then they’re moving to Texas to be near their older daughter. The one who doesn’t crash into cars and do ballet while shoplifting.

They’re hoping that since they won’t be handling her finances, Amanda won’t be pissed at them and they’ll maybe even be able to rebuild some sort of relationship. But over long distance. No amount of love is going to convince them to move back to the land of crazy.