Fish Gives Guy Oral Sex in ‘2 Guys 1 Fish’ Video and Now Your Day is Complete

Someone just contracted salmonella from raw fish. In a video called “2 guys 1 fish” that can only be described as…eye-opening, some dude held a fish up to another guy’s dick while said fish furiously slurped back and forth on it. Yea, let that sink in. You can click here to go watch it (NSFW, as if we had to say) or just use your imagination as you read these next few sentences.

So, there’s a guy in waist-high water with an erection. His buddy holds up a ten-pound fish to the guy’s schlong while another friend captures everything on video. Fish porn! You can see the fish’s lips pursing in and out as it sucks the guy’s dick. The whole time the friend holding the fish pushes it back and forth on the guy’s penis. Umm..yea. Time to shut the internet down for today.

Putting aside the fact that this is animal abuse and rape, who the hell goes out on a sunny day into the water and says to themselves, you know what would really make this day better, if a fish sucked my dick. No one’s ever said that. Until now.