Paris Hilton Sports Either a Wet Spot or Poo Stain

Paris Hilton, the original reality whore, brought something special to her DJ gig at Bonbonniere Nightclub in London. For some reason, the fancy new club over ponied up a little over 60 G’s to have the female DJ of the year (yeah, let that sink in) press play. Take her, she’s all yours.

They also got a little bonus when Hilton walked out the club with either a wet spot or diarrhea stain. No one held their noses, so let’s guess wet spot.