Veronica Vain: Wall Street’s Porn Star

You know you hate your job when you take nude selfies in the bathroom at work and wish you were masturbating. Veronica Vain found herself doing just that. From News Cult:

Recent college graduate, Paige A. Jennings, left her position as an intern at Lazard Asset Management on Wall street under unknown circumstances earlier this month.  Today, an anonymous source has revealed to News Cult that she has decided to make a go at porn.

Veronica Vain (her stage name) asked a rhetorical question on her Twitter bio: “I just left a job on Wall Street for a porn career because I can’t stop masturbating at work and would rather get cum all over my face. Is that cool with you?” Umm, yes please. Twice if possible.

So what drives a smart woman from Wall Street to sex videos? Dick. The answer is dick.

I could not think of anything that I love doing more than having sex, reading and learning about sex, talking about sex with other people…and I knew that I would probably be most successful if I could surround myself with sex and be accepted for it.

She’s not your garden variety porn star though and instead dreams big.

I have been a stripper in the past and I simply do not see it as a viable career path, and the same goes for other sex-related professions in my view. With porn, it is possible for me to really leave my mark on the industry. Perhaps one day I’ll start an adult industry-centered venture capital fund.

First time ‘porn’ and ‘venture capital’ ever got mentioned in the same sentence. Her ideal sex positions and fetishes would make a pretty awesome online profile.

I love having sex in any position, so the position is less relevant although I orgasm best in missionary and girl on top. I’m interested in doing most types of mainstream porn, though it would be fun to try a light bondage scene with Japanese silk ropes. I’ve never been tied up like that. Also, I would love to do an all-female orgy scene. It is so difficult to get a ton of hot chicks who want to lick each other in the same room, so that’s a fantasy I’m very interested in experiencing.

Hear that you college graduates? Stick it to the man by taking it in the butt. #DreamBig.