Props to whoever invented the bikini. Girls can shove their bits and pieces into them and guys can imagine what’s underneath those flimsy pieces of material. Padma Lakshmi hoisted her chesticles into her two-piece and hit up Miami’s beaches. Not too shabby for a 44-year old. She also made like Flash Gordon and Instagrammed herself running on the beach with a caption “My friend claims it looks like I have a penis in this pic. One guess as to whether he’s gay or not… #onhismind #tbt.” Ooook, coulda done without the penis comment.