Do you want this peeking out at you from your tuna? One tuna company in Britain says ‘yes’. Across the sea via the Nottingham Post:
Zoe Butler, of Hawthorn Crescent in Arnold, opened a can of Princes tuna and spotted a creature staring at her.
She said: “I opened the top of the lid and saw a purply thing, a gut sack or intestine – then I turned it round and pushed it with a fork and saw it looking back at me.
“It’s got like a spiny tail along the bottom – it’s quite grim.
“I dropped the fork, jumped back, screamed a bit and shouted for my nan to come and have a look.”
Zoe’s grandmother Susan Goddard, 69, said: “It’s a little red and has eyes, bright black, looking at you. We did manage to ascertain that it was dead.”
Oh, that’s…terrific. Subway probably wants this for their footlong of the month deal.
A spokesman for Princes said: “We were contacted by Mrs Butler and immediately responded to apologise. We are arranging for her to send us the product so that we can look into this matter fully.”
Right, look into it. *air quotes* More like they’ll get the can of tuna back and make a wanking motion over it, then throw it back on the conveyor belt.
