After seeing these photos, you’ll wish you were John Legend. His girlfriend, Chrissy Teigen, did a topless photo shoot on the beach, doing away with her pesky bikini top. Teigen let it all hang out like she was at home chillin’ by herself. Legend’s dick probably never goes soft, only when he starts singing that crappy Selma song. That song blows. It’ll kill your boner faster than a picture of your naked grandmother. Trust me, you don’t want that. Oh right, you came here for Teigen breasts. Click to enter the booby portal (NSFW) and prepare to be shocked and amazed.