Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger Talk Marriage

Arnold Schwarzenegger might end up as father-in-law to Miley Cyrus. Strange. According to TMZ, Cyrus and her boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger, have progressed from hooking up to possibly tying the knot.

Multiple sources connected with Miley and Patrick tell us their relationship is intense. Miley is going out of her way to impress Patrick’s mom, Maria Shriver, and it goes beyond dressing conservatively when Miley’s around her. The conversations do not resemble what Miley puts out on social media.

The couple has partied hard, and initially people who spent time with them thought it was just a hook-up, but it’s proven to be deeper.

Miley going conservative? No more grabbing Katy Perry’s tit? No more full frontal? Tragic really. Let’s all bow our erections down in a sign of respect.