Don’t yell ‘come at me bro’ if you really don’t want someone to come at you. Yelling it makes you obnoxious, running away while you do it makes you look pitiful. One spring breaker in Port Aransas, Texas, does just that and runs around like a skittish animal, then jumps into the bed of his buddy’s pickup. Home free! For about 10 feet before the hands of the universe bitch slapped him down to the pavement.