Expect Taylor Swift to dedicate her latest breakup song to her cat. Giving it up will be Swift’s only logical decision after what it did recently. Last week, word came out that Swift insured her legs for $40 million. Legs that will certainly be devalued a lot now. Swift posted a pic of her lower stems to Instagram, showing a huge scratch caused by her cat, and captioned it “GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS”. Cat bad!
Looks like there’s gonna be one more cat up for adoption on Monday.