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Bruce Jenner Is a Her Now

In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Bruce Jenner admitted what everyone knew for over a year now. He’s a she.

“For all intents and purposes, I’m a woman,” Jenner told ABC’s Diane Sawyer in an exclusive interview that aired Friday in a special two-hour edition of ABC News’ “20/20.”

Bruce detailed how he used to put on dresses when he was 8 or 9 years old during the Eisenhower era. I’m not sure why they included that exact detail except to make him sound real old. Real old and gay. Er, transexual.

“My brain is much more female than it is male,” he added. “It’s hard for people to understand that, but that’s what my soul is.”

Oh, so he cries a lot. Wait, is that just me stereotyping? Anyway, Jenner said he cross dressed a lot as an adult. Mostly in hotel rooms where the anonymity allowed him to walk around in women’s clothes. So if you ever thought you ran into a former Olympic hero wandering around a hotel lobby in a silk nightgown, know you weren’t going crazy. His ex-wives and sister kept his secret for decades until he finally told his 10 children.

ABC News reached out to Kris Jenner, but she refused to comment. Most likely because she wants to keep everything for the Keeping Up With the Kardashians special.

A few key takeaways from this interview. The dude still has a penis and the female name he’s going to choose will not start with a K. Kris must be so pissed.

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Carlos
Carlos
8 years ago

“For all intents and purposes, I’m a woman…” I’m pretty sure that woman are more than eunuchs gallivanting all over town in Godawful big girls clothes.