Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Might Divorce Because Depp’s Probably an Alcoholic

They’ve only been married for two months, but that might be long enough. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard don’t see eye to eye all because of alcohol. Sweet, sweet alcohol.

“They’re barely talking,” a source close to the couple exclusively shares with ‘In Touch,’ adding that Johnny’s love of drinking, and broken promises that he’s going to stop, has put their marriage in jeopardy.

“Amber is constantly worried about him,” says the source. “He’ll go days without calling or texting her.”

According to the source, Amber, who is currently in London gearing up to film ‘The Danish Girl,’ has made several frantic calls to the set of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’ looking for Johnny. “He parties and it’s caused huge fights with Amber. It’s been hard for them.”

Why any big time Hollywood actor gets married is baffling. One hot woman forever nagging you or 500 hot women every year who leave the morning after. Seems like an obvious choice.