Imagine Stephen Hawking In ‘Harry Potter’ Because Eddie Redmayne Signed Onto Its Spinoff

Will the next Harry Potter have a disabled person? Because Eddie Redmayne will totally slay that part. The Oscar Award winner put his name onto Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. It’s J.K. Rowling’s book and future movie about the magical creatures in the Harry Potter universe. Let Hollywood Reporter explain:

Redmayne will play Newt Scamander, the foremost magizoologist of the wizarding world introduced in Rowling’s series of best-selling novels and subsequent films. Scamander will be at the center of the new movie, searching the world for magical creatures to discover and catalog in his “Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them,” which will become a textbook used by Harry and friends in Hogwarts school in years to come.

And if you know what those creatures are, you probably need to leave your mother’s basement.

Redmayne totally sounds like ‘Redman’ from Wu-Tang Clan and if only this movie was called Fantastic Beats and Where To Find Them. It’d be about a disabled Redman relearning how to rap after recovering from a stroke. A stroke he got from being so badass. Or drugs, possibly drugs.