Kim Kardashian Pregnant Again, Expect Even More Crappy Reality Shows from the Kardashians

By William Twiddlesmith June 1, 2015

Surprise! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make baby for you. England got Prince William, Princess Kate and babies George and Charlotte. America, good job, you have ‘Kimye’ and North and a baby to be named later. Or a 3rd round pick. Maybe even compensation.

These two fame whores discovered, oh s**t, pregnancies get you on the front page. Too bad birthing a child takes nine months or else these two would drop a new one every few months.

Kim Kardashian revealed that she’s expecting her second child with Kanye West in the supertease following tonight’s mid-season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

The clip shows Kim hearing the exciting news during a doctor’s appointment shortly before spilling the beans to Khloé Kardashian.

“I just got the blood test back, and I am pregnant!” Kim—who’s beaming ear-to-ear—exclaims to her stunned sister.

This must lend credibility to those rumors that Kanye allegedly had sperm problems and visited a fertility clinic to incept, err implant..ok, impregnate Kim. But here’s the twist, not with his own sperm.

Rumor has it they wanted a designer baby, one with more ‘European’ features. Why? Because too many Internet commenters hated on North West. And you know how thin-skinned Kanye can get.

So, now they will have a baby that they can show off to everyone and be oh so proud of. What about North West? She’ll have to get used to walking behind the family at all times.