#WhenTrumpIsElected: A Curated Selection

Freaking Twitter, you are the best. #WhenTrumpIsElected is my new favorite hashtag: hilarious with an added bonus of sad realism. (Somehow Donald’s sad joke of a campaign still has him ahead in the polls for Republican Candidate 2016, even over Jeb Bush and republicans love some bush.

#WhenTrumpIsElected allows Twitter users to imagine the dystopian future where Donald Trump and his self-aware hair are our all-powerful overlords. Below is a curated selection of my favorites; let’s take a look:

#WhenTrumpIsElected there will be hell toupee.

— Gregory Pizarro Jr. (@gregpizarrojr) July 27, 2015

#WhenTrumpIsElected DonaldCare will cover spray tans, highlights, and botox.

— Blake Bowyer (@BlakeBowyer) July 27, 2015

My insurance doesn’t cover any of those things now!

26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 7, 2013

Ugh, the realism.

#WhenTrumpIsElected our national bird will no longer be the "bald" eagle. pic.twitter.com/LhsQaEBvYm

— Bipartisan Report (@Bipartisanism) July 27, 2015

Hue Hue Hue, Topical!

#WhenTrumpIsElected
His Hair will be considered the White House dog.

— Eddie Della Siepe (@EddieDellaSiepe) July 27, 2015

Gotta love the hair jokes. I thought “Hair Force One” was funny, but you really got me, @EddieDellaSiepe. And, I saved the best for last:

#WhenTrumpIsElected we will be wildly nostalgic for the level-headed intellectualism of Sarah Palin

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) July 27, 2015

#TooReal #GentleSobbing