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Kim Kardashian — Social Media Genius

Kim Kardashian cracked the code. Somehow she reached 42 million followers on Instagram. That means close to 15% of cell phone users in the US follow her. True stat! I did the calculations. Screw you, I am NOT a nerd! Okay, a little.

You’re thinking to yourself, well, all anyone has to do is stick their big ol’ breasts into the camera and followers flock to them like flies to smelly dung. Wrong! Check out all those Instagram models out there. They show their boobs and still can’t crack 20,000 followers.

Here’s how you crack the code. Suck dick on camera. C’mon now! Get with the program. When Kardashian reaches 100m followers, she’s promised to blow a random Instagram user.

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