Kylie Jenner Makes Sports Bras Look So Good

Kylie Jenner’s gradually taking her big ass and bouncing Kim Kardashian off the national stage. Kim’s getting long in the tooth. It’s time for the next generation of Kardashian/Jenner royalty to ascend to the crown. Getting pregnant ain’t gonna help, Kim. Kylie’s way hotter than you now. She didn’t even need a sex tape to get famous.

To be fair, Kylie should thank Kim every day. Kim’s the Jackie Robinson of reality stardom. Who thought one simple act, i.e. selling your body to a national porn distributor, could create a multi-million dollar empire and break down doors for other talentless vapid girls to gain notoriety?