This guy over here wants you to buy an acrylic water pipe. Why? One, the pipe won’t break like glass when you inevitably drop it when you’re super stoned. Two, it’s dishwasher safe so you can put that 3ft pipe inside your industrial-sized dishwasher which you obviously have in your rented apartment. Three, it can withstand heat. Like, lots of heat. Don’t believe him? How about a demonstration?
https://youtu.be/TN7wM9Wg7GE
Voila! There you go…. oh crap.
Note: I don’t care if it’s a parody. Let me have this.