Justin Bieber Offered $1 Million for His Dick to Be a Dildo

By Kate Beacom October 26, 2015

We all remember the full frontal naked pictures of Justin Bieber on his vacation in Bora Bora. Well, if you liked what you saw there’s a chance in hell you may be able to take a Bieber dick home with you!

Clone-A-Willy, a company that will make your penis into a dildo, has offered Bieber $1 million dollars to immortalize his wang.

The pitch letter to Bieber’s people leaked,

“Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and Clone-A-Willy in West Hollywood.

It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his dating life.

We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature. We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse Clone-A-Willy.”

Bieber will probably decline this generous offer, due to the average age of his fanbase. Although I gotta ask, does he appeal to little girls anymore? I would think they’d find him a little scary now.

Regardless, he has said that he felt “super-violated” by the super violating paparazzi shots but I really wish he would do it. It would be so funny and badass. Plus, Jimi Hendrix has done it. (NSFW but really hilarious)