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Miley Cyrus and The Flaming Lips To Play Nude Concert

“I’M EDGY AND MATURE AND NOT AT ALL JUST PIGGY BACKING OFF MY HILLBILLY DAD’S ACHY BREAKY FORTUNE AND CONNECTIONS,” Miley Cyrus cries into the void. The void ain’t buyin’ it, kid.

Next month, Miley and the Flaming Lips hit the road to support their recent collaborative EP, Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz. The news comes from Wayne Coyne’s Instagram, who says that not only will they be naked, but so will the audience (so edge). This will all, of course, be filmed for their upcoming video. He says that the naked audience will also be sprayed with milk.

This sounds a lot like a Japanese porno I totally didn’t watch.

Maybe this will distract everyone from Miley’s love of pretending to be Nicki Minaj while talking over and insulting her, but then again, maybe not. Without a million dollars spent on production, Miley sounds like an Alvin and the Chipmunks reject, so filling the audience’s ears with milk is probably just a solid business strategy. I can dig it.

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Nate Fanfare
Nate Fanfare
8 years ago

Rape will surely not happen at this soiree.