In case boobs aren’t enough for you, check this s**t out. Lily Aldridge will be walking the Fireworks Fantasy Bra down the runway at the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this December. Considering we all totally tune into it for the artistry or whatever, and not just to watch a bunch of hot hungry chicks stomp around in underwear, I’m sure we’ll all be real impressed.
The bra in question, which looks like it was ripped out of the hands of a 14-year-old girl in a Claire’s in the back of your average suburban mall, is comprised of over 6,500 gems set in 18-karat gold. It costs $2 million dollars. It was designed by the label’s jeweler, Mouawad, and took over 685 hours to complete.
Wait, let me do this math: That’s about 28 days. This bra that looks you slapped some bedazzled eyelashes on a pair of tits costs $2 million dollars and took an entire February to make.
And rich people wonder why we all are ready to storm their castles. Goddamn.
“I can’t believe it’s finally been announced. Thank you so much @VictoriasSecret@Ed_Razek & Monica Mitro for this amazing honor!!!!”
Aldridge wrote on her Instagram. Good for you girl. Work those bedazzled tit eyelashes. Get paid.