Fantastic news for famous people who want to travel in peace. LAX has won approval to build a special terminal for rich people to go back and forth from curbside to plane without having to interact with either the paparazzi or peasants. To be fair, it’s not exclusively for the rich but the $1,500 – $1,800 per trip price tag is a little prohibitive.
The terminal will feature exclusive lounges, dedicated catering and separate security and border checkpoints which you can take to mean these people won’t be groped like a college coed at last call.
The bad news is now everyone will find out which celebrity is purposely stepping in front of photogs for publicity. Can you guess which celebrity will use the regular terminal because they “don’t want special treatment”? *CoughEveryKardashianCough*