In what may be the greatest metaphor for Donald Trump’s hopefully disastrous bid for presidency, the billionaire TIME Person of the Year runner-up was attacked by a bald eagle. Even more glorious was the name of the bald eagle. Uncle Sam.
The attack, which admittedly was more of a light nip than anything else, happened during a shoot for a TIME cover story.
Look, all I’m saying is if this majestic bird which represents both America and motherf*cking freedom doesn’t want anything to do with Trump, maybe we should listen.