J-Law Wants You to Know About Bradley Cooper’s Butt Sweat

It blows my mind that the top paid woman in Hollywood has nothing to say that a middle schooler wouldn’t say.

How do you get to the top when 90% of what comes out of your mouth is ‘I only smoked weed one time‘ and ‘I get hammered because I’m nervous about fake sex‘ and ‘butt sweat’?

Jennifer Lawrence recently told Kiss FM something pretty weird about Bradley Cooper:

“When we were doing our dance lessons together, I’m pretty sure he sweats from his butt first. You know, you’ve got pit stains everywhere but like his butt would start sweating and I’m like, ‘Is your butt sweating before your armpits are sweating?’”

People doing aerobic activities sweat? Holy s**t. Shocking. Thanks for that update on Bradley Cooper’s butt sweat, J-Law.