ESC

Jaden Smith: ‘I Don’t Think I’m Not as Revolutionary as Galileo’

Do you know like that first time you ever smoke pot and you just feel like…ya know…you discovered the meaning of life? With tweets like,

And personal favorite:

Seventeen-year-old Jaden Smith has tried to teach the twittersphere many life lessons, but doesn’t think his journey stops there. He must have gotten ahold of my political philosophy syllabus and after reading The Republic in full, Mr. Smith has sacrificed himself to become our philosopher-king. All hail for there is no one better suited for the task.

From a source close to our philosopher-king:

Jaden sees himself as a modern-day prophet and is working on a collection of essays.

Me too, Jaden, me too.

As your jaw drops and you curse at the Scientological heavens for cursing you, let me remind you that absolutely none of your opinion matters……

Subscribe
Notify of
guest

1 Comment
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
8 years ago

lOl! The truth you know is the truth you follow, while words are spoken to the air all around us, and can be deceptive.