Pamela Anderson to Cover Last Ever Nude Issue of Playboy

This is truly the end of an era, but the fact that you can google ‘Boobies’ right now if you want and get 1.4 billion results really takes the sting out of it.  Coming March 2016 there will no longer be nude issues of Playboy.  Now we’ll get to see how hard all those pretentious assholes who say they read playboy for the articles are lying.

To be real, it’s pretty cool to get Pam Anderson on the last ever issue, because Playboy is what launched her career. She’ll be turning Baywatch in ‘Baewatch’ for her final and 14th time in a sexy spread in the January/February 2016 double issue. It’s gonna be shot by the famous fashion photographer Ellen Von Unwerth, who is known for exploring erotic femininity in her work.

This honestly sounds like the most winning combination of all time. I’m here for this. And so is everyone involved. From the sounds of it, they basically got down on their knees and begged Pam to do them this one last solid. She told Entertainment Tonight:

“I got a call from [Hugh Hefner’s] attorney who said, ‘We don’t want anybody else. There’s nobody else, could you do the last cover of Playboy?'”

With 14 cover appearances and 15 pictorials in the magazine, Anderson has appeared in Playboy more times than any other woman who has ever lived. This 48-year-old is hotter than any of us will ever be, and if there’s anyone that should be in the last ever nude issue of Playboy, it’s her.