Reddit Is Dishing On Their Tinder Horror Stories and It’s Incredible

By Isadora Teich December 28, 2015

A thread on Reddit asking for Tinder horror stories is blowing up right now, getting almost 14,000 comments in a day. The stories these redditors have are literally incredible.

Reddit user therealJayT knows all about keeping it in the family.

A little back story: A few years ago I was dating this girl and her father REALLY hated me. Which was a bit odd as most parents love me (or at least lie about it real well). He was just a huge prick and I always called him on his s**t. Anyways, her parents got divorced, we broke up a few months later etc etc.

Fast forward to around a year later. Me and girl from Tinder were dating for a few months and things were starting to get serious. We’re at the point where she wants me to meet her family. Mother, step father, little sister. Why not? I have no problems meeting them, lets do it i said. She told me how excited her step dad was to meet me as it turns out we both happen to be Kansas City Chiefs fans.

Well, f**k me if it wasn’t the same asshole father of my ex girlfriend…”

While that’s pretty awkward this guy has nothing on the friend of pointynipples69, whose buddy really proves that men can’t use both their heads at once.

My buddy isn’t the smartest man. He picked a chick up and drove to a motel. They were walking into the room and she says, “oh s**t, I forgot my purse in the car do you mind if I go grab it?” He says, “yeah that’s fine,” and tosses her the keys. 5 minutes later he walks outside wondering where she is and his car is gone.

WolfofPortland didn’t get carjacked by his Tinder date, but he did get set up with the kind of clingy stereotype no one expects to actually have to deal with in real life.

Went on a date with a girl who had already told her whole family about me, before we even met. And she wanted me to meet them in person on the first date.

While that’s pretty crazy, compared to this next story WolfofPortland got off light. I feel like everyone who’s ever tried online dating has a story just like this one from Baconbaconbaconbits, who went on a date with a ‘famous chef’ who sounds like he’s probably a serial killer from a surreal film.

tinder date with a “famous” chef where I was taken to a dive bar, where he promptly starting talking about how famous he was. We drank and watched sports, he proceeded to tell me “You’re cute” and this eventually went to “I am going to make you bleed.” He then invited one of his friends to come along. I went outside and he came up to kiss me. I was drunk, so I kissed back. Eventually he proceeded to tell me how he was “being charged with battering his ex-girlfriend, but he totally didn’t do it.”

Holy s**t.

Eventually when it came time to pay the bill, “he lost his wallet.” Of course, I get stuck with it. “I’ll pay you back.”. (Needless to say I never got a payment).

Then he leaned up against me. I thought he was trying to kiss me again, but I looked down, and he was peeing on me. In the street. Peeing. On. Me.

I’ve heard a lot of jokes about men and their pissing contests, but damn. Literally pissing on your date? If you’ve ever felt like you suck at dating at least you’re not that guy, or as deeply in denial as PM_ME_A_SULTRY_LOOK’s ex.

I dated someone I met from tinder for a month. Seemed good on paper: masters student, yoga teacher, cultured, etc.

Found out she was doing heroin and didn’t consider that a big problem.

There’s all kinds of crazy out there to choose from on Tinder: from junkies to people who believe the entire continent of Australia is not handicapped accessible.

I messaged a cute blonde girl one day, got a response, and after a while of back and forth making each other laugh and getting along, I mention I’m in a wheelchair, and suddenly she was losing her fucking mind talking about our future and how she wants to explore places like Australia and I wouldn’t be able to do that with her because of my wheelchair.

Sorry about that Taco_Bell_CEO.

None of these compare to pezosa, who has really experienced unfathomable tragedy.

One time I messaged a girl.

She didn’t message me back…

GASP.

Sarcasm aside though, Georgeuh’s brother takes the cake for bad taste in women.

Not mine, but my brothers. He lives at home with my mother still.

So my brother met a chick on tinder. Took her on a date, ended up bringing her home for night and then that was that. A few weeks later my mother went to the backyard and noticed the door to her camper was open. There was a bunch of clothes and a pair of faux uggs boots that belonged to this chick. Turns out she had been sneaking into the camper at night and sleeping there and doing drugs. My brother had no idea of this, and my mom called the cops immediately and it turns out the chick had a warrant out for her arrest. She’s still in jail.

So we’ve covered jail, drugs, assault, and now we move on to death with this hook up nightmare from the_zipline_champion.

Hooked up from Tinder. After having sex, the girl whispers in my ear, “So, my mom just died.”

Never saw her again.

Condolences. Also my condolences to flock88, who had some really bad sex. Like really bad.

During sex she kept yelling “complete me”, while at the same time trying to sneak fingers into my butt. We finished up, and I got the hell out of there.

Dirty talk can be hot, but forreal I don’t even know what kind of talk that is and I’m not even sure how to make fun of it. I’m closing this little shop of horrors out with a story from peaceoutshortie, a girl who went on a date with probably the only conservative internet troll queer chick in DC.

We are having a great conversation about weird s**t our families do, and I mention that my mom is trying to learn how to use twitter.

She mentions that she, in her spare time, runs a twitter account where she sends hate tweets and angry memes to democratic politicians and their supporters. Ya know, just for fun! She couldn’t understand why I didn’t think this was funny.

There was no second date.

Online dating is a whole minefield of crazy.