Justin Bieber Debuts His New Pastel Hair

Justin Bieber’s barely purple hair has sent the easily impressed into a tailspin. Every so often, I find myself full of guilt finding this entitled douchebag attractive, but then my complete overexposure to the gay community reminds me….

Every single one of his selfies looks like a fucking Grindr profile pic. I’ve spent too much of my life accidentally crushing on an unattainable gay celebrity. It’s beneath me.

I guess I should feel reassured at the state of the youth’s innocence when they’re more willing to discuss his pastel hair than they are discussing the towel that’s strategically placed to fall.