Woman Makes Bank Photographing Dicks Dressed in Funny Outfits

A lot of women have probably said something along the lines of “If I had a dollar for every dick pic I received that I wish I didn’t, I would be rich.”

The fact that in that kind of climate, this chick found a way to make a booming business out of dick pics is incredible. Soraya Doolbaz, called “The Penis Fashion Photographer”, makes bank selling pictures of erections that are all dressed up with nowhere to go.

Like, check out this Donald Trump dick.

Take a look at Kim Dong-un.

Doolbaz told The Huffington Post:

“At first people asked if they could buy smaller prints for the bathroom. Then women asked about bachelorette merchandise. I realized I could create a whole line of products and people could choose the character that spoke to them. And the dick dynasty was born.”

What a time to be alive.