South Carolina Cop Arrested for Jerking Off While On Duty

Cops, man. Our tax dollars are going to fund these buffoons stroking their penises and killing our boys!

One South Carolina police officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating while on duty in his patrol car. The officer in question is Marshall Lee Hardin II, age 41, and apparently seems to not be showing any signs of the 40 year drop in testosterone.

The documents obtained from the arrest and eyewitness statement reads that our unfortunate character had been watching porn and stroking himself inside his vehicle while stationed near Camden’s Woodward Park:

While employed as a police officer in his marked patrol car, Hardin was watching adult pornography on his personal cell phone while rubbing his penis through his uniform pants. After a period of time, Hardin exited his marked patrol car and pulled his penis out of his uniform pants to “stroke his penis two times.” Hardin put his penis back in his pants and went into the restroom in the public park to finish ejaculating.

Well, let’s face it. He didn’t use federal property to get his nut. He didn’t hurt anyone. As far as we know, no one died or was seriously injured while he got his. I’m not condoning it, but for the charges against him, including misconduct in office and “malfeasance, misfeasance, or nonfeasance,” he could serve up to 10 years in prison. Does scapegoating and jailing one cop make up for systemic racism, violence and corruption of our men in blue? Not for masturbation, it doesn’t. If the internet is of any consequence, almost everyone has jacked off while at work… I just don’t wanna know about it.

[H/T Death and Taxes]