Children are brought into this world to make the life of parents more difficult. The difficulty varies based on what kind of wretched or slightly less wretched spawn, you’ve produced, but know parents of the world, we, the children, are here to f**k with you.
In a prank that I only wish I thought of first, a man spent an entire year, countless eggs and much of his phone’s memory, filming himself throwing eggs at his unsuspecting mother. In the now viral video, the mother catches the egg all but once, making it look easy. It’s only in the last clip that the mother expresses her frustration with her now decimated egg-catching record:
Every fucking day!
I wish I had that kind of commitment to anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an8G3oZYFy4