Terry Crews. Large, muscley Old Spice spokesman and now large, muscley Brooklyn Nine-Nine actor. He has a deep, dark secret. A hidden shame he hadn’t shared with the world until today. Through Facebook. What was it? My friends, it was a past addiction to… PORNOGRAPHY!

“Wait,” you may be saying with wiener in hand, “This is an addiction?!” Yes, for some of you, if you are anything like Crews who watched porn as day turned into night, it is. Very much so. As he explains, the porn rewired his brain for the worse, slowly undermining his relationships, until one day he realized he needed to change. A stint in porn rehab and then, bam, beaten. Like his meat.

Crews says he used pornography as a way to deal with rough times. Much like the morbidly obese do with food.

This is something that really affected him and he is very passionate about. You can tell because he made 3 videos about it.

So what has Terry taught us? To get better, you need to get rid of shame. Unless you film vertically. In which case, you deserve all the shames. *stares at Terry Crews disappointingly*

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