Adele Plans Five Year Break to Hang Out With Her Kid

On one hand, good for Adele.

On the other hand, SHE JUST FUCKING SAID HELLO AND NOW SHE’S LEAVING ME AGAIN? WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE LEAVE ME?

Adele just took a three year break, and the second her sold out world tour ends, she’s calling it quits again to focus on raising her shitty kid. While I get that she doesn’t want to miss out on his childhood, what about my needs?

A source revealed to The Sun last night:

“She has told her closest pals she will step away from the limelight for five years before she next brings out an album.”

Ugh.

 “She’s still very new to motherhood and doesn’t want to miss out on Angelo growing up. It will be a hard thing for fans to hear.”

Damn right, it’s hard. Adele is literally better than everyone. She’ll finish her last show in Mexico City on November 15th and then she’ll be out for at least 5 years.

We’ll all miss you, queen Adele.