Cuba Gooding Jr. Ready to Stick His Dick in Anyone

Cuba Gooding Jr. must be going through a post-separation slash midlife crisis maelstrom. The guy visited Miami last week to get lit, grope random ladies in the clubs and score some new poon. Every guy’s fantasy really.

“He was running around telling people how he and his wife are separated [and] how she was his high-school sweetheart. He was a mess,” said a spy.

Cut the guy some slack. He broke out of jail and needs to get reintegrated into society.

Gooding hit club Story on Friday night where, we’re told, “He hopped on stage shirtless during DJ Kaskade’s set and started spraying the crowd with a CO2 cannon. He was dancing up a storm. He ripped off his shirt and hopped on top of the DJ booth and went crazy. He was having a good time.”

One fan got him on video doing some weird boxing/kung-fu s**t then tried to eat a guy’s phone.

How did Gooding charm the ladies?

Gooding next went to club LIV and was “beyond frisky with girls,” said a source, who added, “He was handing his room key to girls and telling them to meet him upstairs. He was texting girls he met earlier at the bar at 5 a.m.”

Yea, someone caught him in the act doing just that.

That’s the difference between celebs and normies. Celebs hand out their room keys and fans follow them. Non-celebs get restraining orders.