Celebs Diss Kim Kardashian’s Nude Selfie
Bitch, you sure you ain’t a hobbit? Kim Kardashian recently tweeted this old nude selfie. Is it truly a nude selfie if she’s heavily photoshopped, though?
I don’t know. I’m not a philosophizer.
When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL pic.twitter.com/UlSLZb1fp1
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 7, 2016
Twitter was quick to get started on judging her, of course. Because that’s what they do. Here’s some celebrity judgements.
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen,
she's gonna have to swallow the camera.— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
Wow, how feministy of you to put down a chick for being casually naked in her own marble bathroom, Bette.
@KimKardashian I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than-
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 7, 2016
Who dis?
I know the old man's $50 million in debt, Kim – but this is absurd.
Want me to buy you some clothes? https://t.co/hEA9osB2QF— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 7, 2016
Yeah, the only straight male tit-hater in America would be all over this. Leave Kim’s probably fake tits alone. She paid good money for those. And also probably good money for these pretty excellent twitter comebacks, since anyone who has watched 10 minutes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians knows that Kim has the quick thinking skills of a drunk preschooler.
hey @BetteMidler I know it's past your bedtime but if you're still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type s**t #forresearch
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
sorry I'm late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account 🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
At least we all know how Kim feels about this whole deal.
#liberated pic.twitter.com/5UVNrokpBc
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
