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Normal Couples Get Marriage Counseling, Beyonce and Jay Z Make Passive Aggressive Albums

Yeah, Jay Z is making a response to Lemonade to tell his side of things. Their marriage is totally doing great.

A source told Us

“Jay is working on an album telling his side of things.”

I mean, when you fucking cheat on Beyonce, your side of things is pretty irrelevant, but whatever Jay.

Some people are trying to say that Bey’s Lemonade, a 60 minute art film which references a dude cheating 9000 times, has nothing to do with Bey and Jay’s marriage being rumored to be on the rocks because he can’t keep it in his pants. Her dad Mathew Knowles told Us: 

“Maybe she dug deep and made it about something we all could relate to.”

Bullshit. According to insiders, Beyonce even considered divorcing Jay after the 2014 beatdown her sister did on him in an elevator for hitting on one of his alleged side chicks, designer Rachel Roy. Sources claim that “the album says it all.”

“It explains how she and Jay got through their problems. The good outweighed the bad, so she gave him a second chance.”

How you gonna be married to the most beautiful woman on the planet and do her like that, Jay Z? How?

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CBT
CBT
7 years ago

Pop culture sucks. Beyonce and JayZ are laughing all the way to the bank over their fake albums people are trying to interpret as real. It’s just music.

And if they are real, what passive-aggressive bullshit. Seriously. They both suck if they handle their personal grievances like this in public. I feel for their kids who are gonna be messed up like Will and Jada’s..

Prince Phillip Anon Harris
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
7 years ago

lOl! What sick mind thinks this is normal, you come from a totally #fucked world of idiots and false gods. Moses, lifted up his hands and told a Fairy Tale, about how great he was.