For one thing, even if Michael Bay called Kate Beckinsale a fat hog 16 years ago, there has to have been something more interesting that has happened since then to talk about. Every 3 days some other story comes out about how Michael Bay is a dick. Didn’t he used to make Megan Fox wash his car in slow motion or something? Why is anybody surprised by this?
Recently on Graham Norton, Kate Beckinsale talked about how during their meeting 16 years ago when casting for Pearl Harbor, Bay told her to hit the gym and kept telling everybody that he cast her because she was not so hot that it would piss his dumpy female audience off.
What, like you think half the dumpy women on this sad earth wouldn’t f**k Kate Beckinsale right now? Speaking on behalf of dumpy women everywhere, I call bullshit, Bay.
What a fucking charmer he is. He even wrote a response to it.
Yesterday I read in the press that I don’t think Kate Beckinsale is “a stunning beauty,” huh? And they went on to suggest that Kate and I don’t like each other?
Huh?
The reporter made her story into some scandalous confrontation, when it was nothing of the sort. Spoke to Kate today and she felt she told a funny story.
I’m sure that totally happened. As a woman I think it’s so funny when men make uninvited comments about how I look. It’s my favorite.
So I guess I was the “bad guy” 16 years ago for suggesting a trainer because she just had her new beautiful baby girl—and she was about to enter into an intensive action movie. Note to reporters: 95 % of leads in movies have trainers and drink green juice!
Cool of you to tell her she only got cast because she wasn’t hot enough to make unattractive women sad every 8 seconds, though. Cram it up your ass Bay. Don’t you have Transformers 56 to direct or something?